jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…

bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

kawaiirostam:

[aziz ansari voice] :D

gutsmanexe:

When my friends start typing NO in all uppercase at me I know I’ve done a good job

Star Trek (2009) | Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
  • me: hello darkness my old friend
  • darkness: do i know u

the-hungry-panda:

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

HIS LITTLE SCREAM

youshouldputthatonatshirt:

they saw the opportunity and took it