who the heck invented sex like why would you think to put your wing wang in the wizard sleeve
there are so many things wrong with this post to the extent that i can’t even tell if it’s sarcastic
Going to bed on the last day of summer vacation
THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL
back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts,
to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
it’s all that I love and it’s all that I need,
at hogwarts, hogwarts, I think I’m going back
happy september first!
will have to play this on september 1st.
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk
remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason
sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just