kerevat:

sexyshroomish:

who the heck invented sex like why would you think to put your wing wang in the wizard sleeve

there are so many things wrong with this post to the extent that i can’t even tell if it’s sarcastic

shitwine:

Going to bed on the last day of summer vacation

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aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.

Title: Get Back to Hogwarts
Artist: Darren Criss, Joey Richter, Bonnie Grueson, Devin Lytle, Lily Marks, Sango Tajima, Tyler Brunsman, Lauren Lopez, Dylan Saunders, Ensemble
Played: 53163 times

benedicted-cumberbatched:

-hungarianhorntail:

back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts,

to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts 

it’s all that I love and it’s all that I need,

at hogwarts, hogwarts, I think I’m going back 

happy september first! 

will have to play this on september 1st.


grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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guy:

sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

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“AGAMEMNON: all of you will swear allegiance to me
ACHILLES: [skateboards by] who the fuck is this clown?”

"dirtbag illiad" (via luciphere)