All my checks will…
bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.
Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night.
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao
[aziz ansari voice] :D
what if garbage was spelled like garbij
When my friends start typing NO in all uppercase at me I know I’ve done a good job
Star Trek (2009) | Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
"I coulda dropped my croissant"
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE
HIS LITTLE SCREAM
they saw the opportunity and took it