BEST TAG IN THE EXISTENCE OF TAG EVER THANK YOU
and in that moment we were all Alan Carr
When you’re playing Apples to Apples and whoever is judging picks the literal and politically correct answer.
me: i better screenshot this just in case i need to use it for black mail
mosaics are made from broken pieces but they’re still works of art and so are you
Hi defying gravity, I’m dad.
i really need a day between saturday and sunday
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.
if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.